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Truck Accident That Killed Rafters in Canyon Sparks Truck-Canyon-Rafter Reform Debate
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In The Know panelists discuss yesterday's truck accident, and why nothing was done to prevent the vehicle from accidentally spiraling out of control and killing rafters in canyon below.> |
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New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
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Tech Trends' Jeff Tate explains the new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with "friends" that will listen to them rattle on for hours.> |
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Incredibly Sexy Firefighter Tragically Dies In Steamy Blaze
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Jim and Tracy welcome fallen firefighter Logan Norelli's wife on Today NOW! for a special tribute to a true American hero and total smokin' hottie.> |
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New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears
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The new feature reduces Google phone users' cell phone costs while providing them with unobtrusive, personalized ads delivered in a friendly whisper.> |
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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
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Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.> |
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World Premiere Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - The Onion
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Name: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Release date: November 10, 2009 Platform(s): PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 Publisher(s): Activision Blizzard Developer(s): Infinity Ward> |
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Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'
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Long time fans of the Star Trek franchise say JJ Abrams' enjoyable, engaging prequal betrays what Star Trek is all about.> |
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Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
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With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert.> |
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Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
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The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.> |
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12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
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Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts.> |
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Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
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Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.> |
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Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
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Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.> |
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Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
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Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.> |
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Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
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Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.> |
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Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
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Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.> |
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Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft
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World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft. More coverage at: onion.com> |
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Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past
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The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes. More coverage at: onion.com> |
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'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
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An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: onion.com> |
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Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?
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Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: onion.com> |
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Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day
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Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines. More coverage at: onion.com> |
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Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
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For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008. More coverage at: onion.com> |
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Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
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Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study. More coverage at: onion.com> |
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
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Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military. More coverage at: onion.com> |
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Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
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Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down. More coverage at: onion.com> |
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Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
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Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row. More coverage at: www.onion.com> |
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